These headlines drive me crazy: Denmark’s Faroe Islands Continue Dolphin Slaughter, “Denmark is a Big Shame,” Save the Calderon Dolphins in Denmark.

The Faroes (also spelled Faeroes, or in their own language Føroyar) are internally self-governing… so this has little to do with Denmark. Denmark is a member of the EU but the Faroes aren’t. The Faroes are under the Danish crown and thus represented by Denmark abroad and protected by the Danish military, but not governed by the same laws at home.

The Faroes were settled from Norway, speak a language unintelligible to Danes, and were only acquired by Denmark because of a long chain of treaties.

Though the map says “(Denmark)” under “Faroe Islands,” their relationship with the Danish crown is more like Canada’s to the U.K.’s: They are a constituent nation of the Danish kingdom. So Elizabeth is the queen in Canada, but as far as what’s legal or illegal in Canada, that means next to nothing, and while the relationship of the Faroes to Denmark is a little closer than that, that’s not for lack of people (in both countries) advocating for total Faroese independence.

So this is like blaming the U.K. for French being spoken in Québec. Québec, and the Faroe Islands, have their own rich histories, cultures, and languages, independent of the queen that they share with a larger country that later acquired them by conquest or treaty (the U.K. and then Canada in the case of Québec, Denmark in the case of the Faroes).